Saturday, August 20, 2011

You "Gotta" Love Those Barristers (4)

ATTORNEY:    Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS:        Did you actually pass the bar exam?

ATTORNEY:    The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he?
WITNESS:       He's 20, much like your IQ.

ATTORNEY:    Were you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS:        Are you shitting me?

ATTORNEY:    How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS:       By death.
ATTORNEY:     And by whose death was it terminated?
WITNESS:     Take a guess.

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