You "Gotta" Love Those Barristers

These are thing actually people said in court, word for word, recorded and published by court reporters trying to put on a straight face while these exchanges were taking place.

Q: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
A: Yes.
Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
A: I forget.
Q: You forget? Can you give us an example of something that you have forgotten?

Q: How old is your son, the one living with you?
A: Thirty - eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which.
Q: How long has he lived with you?
A: Forty-five years.